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I myself don’t actually own a pair of Crocs, or ever tried on a pair. Whenever I walk into a shoe store and see them hanging on those hook racks, my initial reaction is “sh*t damn, those nasty!” Why do the manufacturers (or people who design them) insist on making them so dang ugly? LIke, “Here’s a thought, I’ll make a pair of good orthopedic-friendly shoes, but the people who wear them has to either be clown enthusiasts, or people who’s self-esteem are low they don’t even care anymore.” I mean, seriously, what’s with the bright clashing neon colors and the swiss cheese holes? Like they couldn’t create subtle vents on the sides, or try to integrate it into the design aesthetics of the shoe?

Now, before you Croc owners say anything, I’m not saying they don’t perform. I have friends who swear by them, and that’s a good thing. I’m all for comfort and podiatry-wellness, but that don’t change the fact that they look like Bozo reject footwear. I mean, pajama pants and wifebeaters are comfortable, but I wouldn’t go strutting it outside my house (and now I’ma get heat for hating on PJ pants and wifebeaters).

I have to say though, I commend Crocs for trying to address the fashion issue (i.e. high heel Crocs, no joke man, Google it). Okay, if I ever felt compelled to wear high heel Crocs, why not just high heel non-Crocs (like the kind that actually look good). Let’s face it, ANYTHING high heel is uncomfortable and essentially bad for your feet. So why would i dawn a pair of Bozo reject prostitute heels? (I have nothing against Bozo the Clown, for all yall pro-Bozo people out there.)

So for you Crocs fanatics, you just have to own the fact that they is some dang fuggly looking feet covers. Maybe they’ll be the MC Hammer pants of the 2000’s; like at one point everyone was proud to own a pair, but ten years down the line no one will ever admit to owning one. Ha.

I myself don’t actually own a pair of Crocs, or ever tried on a pair. Whenever I walk into a shoe store and see them hanging on those hook racks, my initial reaction is “sh*t damn, those nasty!” Why do the manufacturers (or people who design them) insist on making them so dang ugly? LIke, “Here’s a thought, I’ll make a pair of good orthopedic-friendly shoes, but the people who wear them has to either be clown enthusiasts, or people who’s self-esteem are low they don’t even care anymore.” I mean, seriously, what’s with the bright clashing neon colors and the swiss cheese holes? Like they couldn’t create subtle vents on the sides, or try to integrate it into the design aesthetics of the shoe?

Now, before you Croc owners say anything, I’m not saying they don’t perform. I have friends who swear by them, and that’s a good thing. I’m all for comfort and podiatry-wellness, but that don’t change the fact that they look like Bozo reject footwear. I mean, pajama pants and wifebeaters are comfortable, but I wouldn’t go strutting it outside my house (and now I’ma get heat for hating on PJ pants and wifebeaters).

I have to say though, I commend Crocs for trying to address the fashion issue (i.e. high heel Crocs, no joke man, Google it). Okay, if I ever felt compelled to wear high heel Crocs, why not just high heel non-Crocs (like the kind that actually look good). Let’s face it, ANYTHING high heel is uncomfortable and essentially bad for your feet. So why would i dawn a pair of Bozo reject prostitute heels? (I have nothing against Bozo the Clown, for all yall pro-Bozo people out there.)

So for you Crocs fanatics, you just have to own the fact that they is some dang fuggly looking feet covers. Maybe they’ll be the MC Hammer pants of the 2000′s; like at one point everyone was proud to own a pair, but ten years down the line no one will ever admit to owning one. Ha.

I own a pair and am not afraid to wear them in public … although I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with Vincenzo and Kate! hahahaha

To the Croc haters… what do you think people like me should wear at work? Instead of hating, why don’t you create your own comfortable footwear so there is an alternative? Otherwise, leave the Croc-wearers alone! Stop forcing your opinions on what people should wear on those that actually LOVE these things? That’s what’s wrong with the world… some folks can’t leave well enough alone… they have to FORCE their opinions on those that are happy with the way things are… I’ve never been happier in the workplace after putting on Crocs; they work.